Month: June 2012

Running…

I can count the times I’ve been to Las Vegas on one hand. The first time I went I ended up at a gay bar called “Fruit Loops” a mile off the strip at 4am with no shoes and missing my leggings and undershirt, so basically I was wearing sandals I bought in the bathroom from a drag queen and…

Lost and Found…

Oh my God. Hormones blow. One minute I feel like Oprah, running around in sweater sets and laughing like I think Jesus would have laughed. The next minute I’m laying in a pool of my own tears, wondering when my life will stop looking like a bad episode of Hoarders, Intervention and My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding all rolled into…

Waiting…

I have entered the dreaded two-week-wait. The frustrating two weeks where maybe just maybe my body cooperates and everything works out perfectly and then we have a little Louie running around in 9 months. A little turtle faced baby, with huge ears and blonde hair and big green eyes. Or, it could end in a week long rage I like to call…

Wishing…

I’ve been living in the clouds lately. Where things are pretty and sparkly and platform sandals are still in style and no one wears deodorant or brushes their hair. It looks a little something like this at my house right now. I’m seriously beginning to enjoy my summer to the fullest extent.  My dishes are always clean, my laundry is…